The requested page was not found.
We asked some leading economists.
The cost of pages rose drastically, while the page production rate slowed down.
There was no market for it.
We injected some extra money into the technology team but there was little or no interest so they simply kept it, thus failing to stimulate the page economy.
There exists another page that will make everyone better off without making anyone worse off.
Demand increased and a shortage occurred.
There is no such page. We are not going to interfere.
Aggregate demand for this page did not necessarily equal the productive capacity of the website.
Unchecked, exponential page growth outstripped the pixel supply. There was a catastrophe, and now the page population is at a lower, more sustainable level.
To avoid unchecked, exponential page growth outstripping the pixel supply and leading to an ineviatable catastrophe, we prevented this page from being conceived.
The failure of this page to load is a consequence of the inherent contradictions in the capitalist mode of production.
We know this page is needed, but we can't force anyone to make it.
The government has limited the number of pages in circulation.
If you had paid enough for this page, it would have appeared.
Everyone wanted to view this page, but no-one was willing to maintain it.
By not viewing this page you help everyone else get better pages.
This page is hosted by a foreign web server and is therefore banned to ensure the supremacy of our own software.
High taxes on content publishers prevented them hiring the person who would have written this page.
This page never actually existed and was fundamentally impossible, but everyone bought into a frenzy and it's all now ending in tears.
If you were to get the page you wanted you might get a better page than someone else, which would be unfair. This way at least everyone gets the same.
The influence of psycholigal factors caused you to act in a manner that would not be expected of a purely rational actor.
The best outcome was unachievable, so you arrived here instead.